What is the policy for check-in and check-out at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Check-in is from 15:00 and check-out is by 10:30.
THE LODGE OF HEAVY LEISURE, Bournemouth
Key details
About the Hotel
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
- Close to the beach
Perfect
9.2
3-star family-friendly hotel in Bournemouth
Accommodations
The Lodge of Heavy Leisure offers
Dining
The hotel includes a
Leisure Facilities
Guests can unwind by the
Location
The Lodge of Heavy Leisure is located
Family-Friendly Amenities
The Lodge of Heavy Leisure provides
Highlights
Location: 700 meters from Boscombe Beach
Accommodations: Spacious family rooms
Dining: Family-friendly restaurant
Leisure: Free on-site private parking
Wellness: Sauna available
Select your room type
The hotel provides a selection of rooms—doubles, family rooms, and suites—with perks like free cancellation, breakfast options, and great value deals
- Deluxe Queen Room2 persons2265 sq. feet1 Queen-size bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Large Double or Twin Room2 persons2265 sq. feet1 King-size bed / 2 Single bedsAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Superior Queen Room2 persons2745 sq. feet1 Queen-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
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Amenities & services
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General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- Security
- Coffee shop
- Fireplace
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
Services
- Welcome drink
- Happy hour
Dining
- Restaurant
- Bar/Lounge area
- Dinner
Spa & Leisure
- Beach access
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At Deus Ex Machina Hotel, the dining experience invites guests to indulge in an array of thoughtful, health-conscious options served in a warm atmosphere. With a focus on versatility, each meal caters to a variety of dietary preferences, ensuring every guest can find joy in their culinary selection.
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Map view
City landmarks
Gallery
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
1.4 mi
Beach
Bournemouth Beach
1.6 mi
Harbour
Bournemouth Pier
1.6 mi
Landmark
Shelley Park
3600 ft
Shopping Area
Boscombe High Street
4700 ft
Church
St Peter's Church
1.5 mi
Parking area
Bournemouth International Centre
1.7 mi
Theatre
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
1.5 mi
Landmark
Manor steps Zig Zag
2800 ft
Garden
Lower Gardens
1.7 mi
Landmark
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth
4100 ft
Gallery
Westover Gallery
1.6 mi
Casino
Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth
1.5 mi
Square
The Square
1.7 mi
Landmark
Vitality Stadium
1.5 mi
Landmark
Dynamica Pilates
1.1 mi
Beach
Fisherman's Walk Beach
1.3 mi
Landmark
Red Arrows Memorial
1.2 mi
Landmark
The MacGuffin Project
1.2 mi
Park
Bournemouth Parks
1.7 mi
Landmark
The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight
1.4 mi
Amusement Park
Seafield Gardens
1.8 mi
Park
Meyrick Park
1.9 mi
Nearby
Harbour
Boscombe Pier
1000 ft
Christchurch Road
Boscombe Chine Gardens
1200 ft
Beach
Boscombe Beach
900 ft
Museum
Science Zone UK
1700 ft
Park
The Coastal Activity Park
800 ft
Boscombe Cliff Rd
Boscombe Cliff Gardens
1900 ft
Restaurants
Chicken & Blues
3200 ft
563 Christchurch Road
Marco's Deli
3000 ft
13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street
The Garden Cafe
3500 ft
Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M
Paella Express
3500 ft
555 Christchurch Road
Jammin Jerk Hut
3300 ft
579 Christchurch Road
Mcdonald's Restaurants
3500 ft
554-556 Christchurch Road
KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken
3200 ft
577 Christchurch Road Boscombe
Charcoal Grill 2
1000 ft
575 Christchurch Road
The Green Tara
1100 ft
583 Christchurch Road
Explore Bournemouth
Local Highlights
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes' walk
Boscombe Pier offers stunning coastal views and is perfect for a leisurely stroll or catching the sunset.
Oceanarium
30 minutes' walk
Oceanarium showcases diverse marine life and includes interactive exhibits, ideal for families and ocean enthusiasts.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes' walk
Russell-Cotes houses a rich art collection and offers beautiful seafront gardens, great for culture lovers.
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes' walk
Bournemouth Beach features golden sands and vibrant beach activities, perfect for sunbathers and beach games.
Surfing at Boscombe Beach
4 minutes' walk
Surfing at Boscombe Beach caters to thrill-seekers with rental services available for boards and wetsuits.
Wellness at The Garden Cafe
13 minutes' walk
The Garden Cafe offers a tranquil setting with healthy options, perfect for guests seeking relaxation and organic meals.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes' walk
Casual atmosphere featuring Southern-inspired dishes like fried chicken; ideal for families and groups.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes' walk
Charming deli serving fresh sandwiches and local specialties; great for a quick bite or picnic preparations.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes' walk
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre hosts diverse performances, including concerts and plays, ideal for leisure outings.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes' walk
An interactive escape room experience offering engaging puzzles, great for groups and team-building activities.
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Reviews and Ratings
What past guests shared about their stay
Guest reviewsbased on 6 reviews
Taylor from United Kingdom
Couple
Deluxe Queen Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: February 03, 2026
9/10
friendly staff clean room necessary amenities
the staff was friendly and helpful i felt welcome. the room we had was a nice size and very clean.
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reg from united kingdom
Single
superior queen room
4 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 22, 2026
9/10
plentiful parking warm welcome stylish decor
The building's decoration was amazing and plentiful parking was available. staff welcomed me warmly and were helpful. They gave me a tour of the hotel, grounds, and room. they provided information regarding shops, restaurants and the beach. the room's decor was fun and stylish, including a great bathroom stocked with lush products.
Advertised music events did not occur. This was not clearly communicated.
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Emily from United Kingdom
Single
Deluxe Queen Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 11, 2026
6/10
Some Issues Noticed During Stay
lacking communication missed breakfast
Events were advertised, yet they did not occur. Communication about this issue was lacking. A discount in the shop was available , but staff did not tell me about it. I also missed the included breakfast since I was unaware of it until after it was too late.
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Ethan from United States
Single
deluxe queen room
3 nights in August 2026
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Reviewed: October 24, 2025
9/10
high standard fantastic stay first class
the room was well presented. it was decorated and furnished to a high standard. the whole place is very obviously looked after and maintained without compromise. the steaks were cooked exactly to my liking.
i was unaware breakfast was included until it was too late, though
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Parker from United Kingdom
Couple
Superior Queen Room
3 nights in October 2025
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Reviewed: October 23, 2025
9.5/10
Stylish and Cute Stay
spacious room excellent decor high-quality feature
I found the room very spacious. It had excellent decor throughout. I enjoyed the high-quality features in both the hotel and the room itself. The marshall speaker was a fun touch (it. The staff members were very friendly and accommodating in the bar. They even threw another log on the fire. I really appreciated their attentiveness. The breakfast offered a great selection of tasty items. The breakfast was AMAZING. I also appreciated the convenient location that was easy to reach.
Dining
9/10
Breakfast had high quality and delicious options. The restaurant seemed to attract regular customers for both drinks and food. The bar and restaurant looked great.
Rooms
9/10
The room featured great lighting. It also included a marshall speaker. This superior queen room was comfortable and clean. The vibe was calm and cool.
Location
10/10
The hotel provides a great base. The location made it easy to travel nearby. It was simple to visit local attractions from this spot. (it's a prime area)
Service
10/10
The staff were cute and helpful. The manager was attentive and ensured our needs were met. They were also very dog friendly. I really appreciated their service.
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grace from united kingdom
Single
superior queen room
3 nights in June 2026
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Reviewed: July 16, 2025
9.4/10
stylish stay near the beach
helpful staff short walk homemade granola
The staff was really helpful . i found the location convenient, a short walk to the beach. the breakfast included homemade granola. It was the best i've ever tasted, we loved it!
the tea and coffee facilities are in the corridor, and not in the room.
Service
10/10
the staff was friendly throughout my stay. they offered great service at the reception. nothing was too much trouble for them.
Facilities
9/10
the hotel features a firepit to use. a shop on the premises sells various items. coffee and tea are available in the corridor at all times.
Dining
9/10
The breakfast had good quality ingredients. I found it delicious. the hotel offers a full english breakfast. a breakfast supplement applies for options beyond egg on toast.
Rooms
9/10
the room included air conditioning for climate control. it was very very comfy and tidy. the bed was huge, i slept so well.
Location
10/10
the hotel is close to the o2 academy. the area is generally quiet, despite being residential. the beach is also within walking distance, we loved it!
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FAQs
About The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
What transportation options are available from Bournemouth Airport to Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel is located 6 mi from Bournemouth Airport, which takes about 15 minutes by car.
Is parking available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Free private parking is available on-site without the need for a reservation.
What are the nearby attractions to Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby attractions include Boscombe Pier (2000 ft), Bournemouth International Centre (2 mi), and Poole Harbour (9 mi).
What type of amenities can I find in the rooms at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Rooms include air conditioning, free Wi-Fi, a flat-screen TV, and free toiletries.
What dining options are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel features an on-site restaurant offering à la carte options, with breakfast available every morning.
Are there any activities available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can enjoy the beach, sauna, themed dinner nights, and happy hour events.
What are some nearby restaurants to Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby dining options include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar, Efes, The Brew at Boscombe, and The Garden Cafe, all located within 0.5 mi.
What is the distance from Deus Ex Machina Hotel to the city center?
The hotel is 1 mi from Bournemouth Central.
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